Sam’s very short stories:
sarah was not lonely. she had the man with the patchwork heart. he sat besides her bed and he would read her great american literature.
his spinach formed a very interesting and terrifying formation on his plate: the silhouette of a young george clooney.
it took three days for him to learn that frozen peanut butter on a stick was not very marketable, and not only that, failed to impress her.
here is Sam’s twitter page that he updates regularly: